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TO: All Warlock Personnel
RE: New security measures for pit dwellers
Gentlemen (term used loosely),
Due to the current "security-chic" atmosphere at sporting events, it has been decided that all official
Warlock personnel be fitted with the enclosed personalized team-logo ID badge/card. The official
designation for this issue is: Security Tag Indicating No Known Importance Nonetheless Groovy or,
S.T.I.N.K.I.N.G. badges. Please wear your STINKING badges whenever you approach the pit area or
you will be shot.
Additional cards suitable for wallet storage are available from the manufacturer.
See you at the races! X The Management
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